He, the owner is giving him, the cat away next Tuesday. So I let the cat to guestblog today as a dedication for him.

“Hi, my name is Lazy. Let me tell you about myself.”

“I always get same comments from different people that I am nothing but fat.”

“I am nothing but cool.”

“I have nothing but a big bottom.”

“I follow the law.”

“I have very big paws. But I rather call them my fists. So don’t try to steal my food. Coz that is just not smart.”

“I had a cute friend.”

“Who happened to have a big bottom like me.”

“He is handsome. And only one of his paws is white.”

“But he passed away last month.”

“I was devastated. But being fed with food, everything is cured.”

“Hence, the size.”

“Actually, if you look from the other side, I’m not that fat. Rightttttt??”

“Ok, I am tired already. Blogging is really not my thing, you know? So, bye.”

“Oh before I forget, I need to clarify that this is taken from a bad angle.”