Documentary of Charleybean

The other day when I was in Coffee Bean, The Curve, there’s this lady sat next table to mine.

And she gave me 10 minutes of non-stop silent farts.

I swear the 10 minutes I thought I was hallucinating.

I thought I was in a toilet full of shit drinking latte made from shit water.

10 MINUTES!!

WANT TO SHIT THEN GO SHIT LAA!!!

SIT THERE FOR WHAT?????

STUPID!

I had to take out my Passionberry Born Lippy lip balm and smelled it to save myself.

After 10 freaking minutes, only she went to the toilet. To bomb whatever country she wants.

10 minutes!!!!

Yeah, speaking of my lip balm…

I’m loving it!!

My lips were really dry for the past few days so I decided to get a lip balm from Bodyshop. Wola! Passionberry Born Lippy Lip Balm! Hehe.

My life saviour.

Since I have you with me, only then I realise how my parents actually felt last time whenever I did something wrong and they had to punish me.

Now I know they were not angry actually.

They felt hurtful and that’s exactly how I feel now.

It hurts me when I have to scold you.

It hurts me when I have to beat you.

It hurts me when you look back at me with tears in your big round eyes.

FOR FUCK SAKE, YOU JUST A CAT AND YOU FREAKING KNOW HOW TO CRY TO GAIN MY SYMPATHY!!!!

-.-

Can anyone believes this? That you actually looked like you were about to cry?

Then it hurts me, and I cried with you.

FOR FUCK SAKE, I SUPPOSE TO SCOLD YOU AND PUNISH YOU!!!!

But this time you really too much. It’s just so disappointing when I thought that you are not behaving yourself. It is so important to do so so that the rest is willing to accept you. But if you continuing misbehave, then those who like you now will feel otherwise later.

I dont want that to happen. I had to beat you.

You never know that deep inside my heart, I’m crying and drown myself in guiltiness .

I dont want to do this.

I dont know whether is it because the door was closed that you couldn’t go out to poo or you did it on purpose.

It doesn’t matter already for I had already beat you.

It’s already too late if I really have misunderstood you at the first place.

For I had beat you so hard before I even justify what had actually happened.

I feel very very terrible now.

Because I love you so much.