I had a fight with an idiotic and moronic taxi driver (TD).

Argh.

We bought groceries and we placed them at the back seat with us instead of the boot. It wasn’t done in purpose of whatsoever. It just so fucking happened that we put the stuff at the back seat with us.

*On the way home*

Us: “Eh?! Pusing sana la, encik!”
TD: “Mana saya tau. Kau punya rumah!”
Us:

Wah liao. Fuck you. Don’t know then why never ask? If you don’t fucking know how to go back to DU from OU, then you can just go reborn as a donkey. Or whatever that is stupid enough to kill human race because they can’t stand coexisting with you. So obvious you just want to cheat our money la!!

IT’S LIKE SO ‘FUCK YOU’

*Asked him to make a U-turn in front and got back to the right route*

*Reached home*

TD: “RM5.00 la, cik.” (with a grin somemore, argh!)

I didn’t realised coz my roommate was paying. She looked at me while I was carrying our stuff and ready to get out.

Roommate: “Eh… he said RM5.00 le.”
Me: “Huh?”

*looked at the meter, RM4.50*

Me: “Kenapa nak RM5.00?”
TD: “Kau banyak barang simpan kat depan, jadi saya kira 50sen la.”
Me: “Begini pun nak kira??? Mana boleh…”
TD: “Barang orang simpan kat belakang, depan untuk orang duduk…”
Me: “Wah, kalau begini orang beli satu barang pun nak charge la??!!”
TD: “Satu barang saya tak kira la, kau banyak barang, saya kira 50sen saje!”
Me: “Jadi apasal nak kira kalau 5osen saja????”
TD: “Kau simpan banyak barang depan mah, kau sangka kau sangat pandai, simpan kat depan…!”
Me: “Wah!!! Jadi kau cakap kau yang pandai la??? 50sen pun nak kira??!!”

*Continue quarrel with him…*

Me: “5osen pun nak kira student???!!!! Kami student saja pun nak ambil???!!! Mana boleh begini???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TD: *forgot what he said but something along the lines which I put my groceries in front bla bla bla……*
Me: “depan banyak tempat jadi saya simpan barang la… kau awal tak cakap nak kira!! Kalau awal cakap kita boleh bincang la… mana boleh sekarang baru kira??!!”
TD: *continue talking rubbish…*
Me: “Tak boleh, bagi balik!! Saya tak kisah!!”

Yeah, I know. It’s either I was too nervous or too angry and I said ’saya tak kisah’ instead of ’saya tak peduli’ which I supposed to. I was like ‘Damn! Salah cakap pula!’.

I mean like, YOU PURPOSELY MISSED THE RIGHT TURNING and YOU DARE TO SAY ‘MANA SAYA TAU KAU PUNYA RUMAH’ ???!!

Then you want to charge us extra 50cent like you deserved it??!!

Wooo, YOU CAN JUST GO DIE, LIKE NOW!

Well, he gave my change back in the end. After I said the ‘Saya tak kisah’ and when my two other male housemates came out to check on us.

My roommate was watching us all the while and dare not make a noise and our neighbour aunty who was happened to be outside also watching at my live show quarrelling with a middle-aged fat moron who is going to reborn as a donkey or whatever that is stupid and brainless and moronic enough to kill human race because they can’t stand coexisting with him.

Too much. The attitude. Rude and behaved like an uneducated person.

Fagly/Fatgly = Fat at the outside + ugly on the inside = The moronic TD

Tried to bully us because we are girls. Just go stuck your face into your belly and remain that way forever.

So much anger because of his ‘Kau sangka kau sangat pandai’… so fucking rude man!

A guy talks to a girl like that?????? Har??? Like that???

*Slaps the imaginary image of the TD’s face*

*Slaps more*

*Piak piak piak*

It’s just 50cent, you might say. But NOOOOOO, I will not encourage such thing to happen because it will only make the TD thinks he can do this to ANYONE and EVERYONE.

I fucking hate people who take advantage of others. It’s so fuck-it.

I wasn’t over-reacting.

I wasn’t care much about the 50cent.

It was the attitude that the TD had. That’s why I wouldn’t let him.

I mean, there are really nice and honest TDS around and sometimes I do ask them to keep the changes. Because they are polite and they don’t take advantage of their customers.

And these TDs deserved to be given tips if you are satisfy with their services.