Lazy ran away from home twice yesterday. Can you imagine 5 of us guarding both sides entrance of the underground drain outside our house? Lazy just wouldn’t want to come out and he was smart enough to stay in the middle. Inside enough where nobody can reach neither from the left or the right side.
I think the whole neighbourhood heard me screaming “Lazy !!!!!!”, “Bloody hell!! Come out la!!!” and “Oh my god… you stupid cat!!”. While my housemates screamed “There!! There!! There!!”, “Oh oh oh!! He is heading your side!! Catch him!!!!!” and “Too dark!! Pass the handphone!!”.
Handphone as torchlight. Not a very bright idea but it still helped our visions a little bit to see the pitch-black underground. And the stupid cat.
All these hassles because of a female cat. We caught him with the female cat during the two runaway attempts. My housemate is going to kill that cat if she comes and lures my cat to runaway again.
But I am planning to poison her. 
Brought him for grooming session last Sunday. Seriously, if I collect Rm 10 for each touching or petting, can pay off the grooming fee already.
Anyway, I enrolled him for a pet idol contest but he didnt win. Well, what to do, the judges are blind have different taste. There goes the 6 months of food supplies free for my cat. Sigh. *smacks Lazy’s head*
Even now, I can’t tie him up anymore. He knows the trick. 
