If there’s a crime against myself, I am liable for failing myself.

Ok, good.

Now tell me how to tell my parents that I’m failing my exams.

Huh, what? Ask them to throw stones at me?

Ok.

“Ah ba ah ma, pls throw stones at me for I can’t run. Or just drown me for I can’t swim. Because I’m failing my exams, myself, my entire life and both of you.”