Lazy the catMay 24, 2006 2:39 pm

Last night, Lazy sneaked into the kitchen while I was getting my juice.

Then guess what happened?

The stupid bugger bit a lizard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, don’t tell me this is normal for a cat.

So gross.

It’s like his back was facing me first. And I knew he was chasing over something. Then I catched him. And he turned, and and and… the lizard was on his mouth…

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Terror!!!!!!

*vomits*

I had to slap his mouth with the thing ppl use to slap flies. Only he let go.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

And somebody said he is a cute monster.

*faints*

Thoughts 2:23 pm

What if you will NEVER do well in ANYTHING and EVERYTHING?

It’s like, “err… then my life a bit the wasted rite?”

and then, you believe everyone has a talent. But what’s yours?

I always admire those who has talent in music or art. Coz these talents are so obvious since you are young. And you know, you just go on and get a relevant degree la. And, you score excellent grades. Like piece of drumstick. Then you happy, your parents happy, and the whole world is jealous of you.

Classic example, foongjin’s sister. Ah Wai (dont mind I call ah wai la hor?).

Don’t know her, nevermind. Just try to understand what I’m trying to say.

Isn’t it good if before you come to this world, there’s this executive at the babies world will tell you,

“Oh! you ah… let me check… Ah ha! Your talent is you talk damn a lot until can flood petaling jaya. So when you are already a grown up, go report news la. Sure become very famous one. Don’t go study law ah. That’s for the girl behind you cause her brain memory card is 60Gb and still counting, while yours only… 23kb. So remember ah!”

Then he ticks on his record, ‘Gone’.

And before I step into the white, bright tunnel, I manage to turn back and have a quick look at the girl behind me. She looks like a Jing en or a foongjin. But definately not a Bean.

Well, in the end everyone will be happy as they know what is their talent and they are happy in what they are doing and even the best, they scored their goals.

And you just wasted your time reading this post.

I wish I know what’s my talent. If I ever have one. And that I will be able to find out soon, not 50 years later. Where that time I can just bring my pillow and ready to jump into my grave.